Saturday, March 3, 2012

Sexy or Suicide?

Let's just get one thing straight. You do not (and we repeat, do not) wear skinny jeans with a form fitting shirt. Our jeans are starting to rest lower on our hips, and even though we may be skinny, ladies, jeans like that with a tight shirt make us look like we have muffin tops. Also please, for the sake of Gucci and all things fashion holy, DO NOT pull your shirt back tight and put a rubber band around it. We know you want to look cute and like your clothes to fit well, but you're just starting to look desperate.
     Now that you're all beginning to feel a little put out - don't worry, we're feeling a little down too - we need to brighten up the mood. To do that, here's another tip for you to look sexy and NOT suicide is: don't EVER wear boots with flair or boot cut jeans. Just because the jeans say they're boot cut, doesn't mean they are "cut for boots". And whatever you do, don't have your boot cut jeans be half in or half out of your boots. We all love boot cut jeans, but even if you tuck them in your boots all the way, they still look strange and baggy.  Go with a nice flat or heal; not only does it make the pants look better, it also makes you legs and butt look HOT!
                                                                                             
(Looking good in skinny jeans!)                                                  Reasons why you don't do this:
      1. You DO NOT wear skinny jeans with a form fitting shirt. Why? Because if you have curves it will - or in some cases - make you look fat.
      2. DO NOT pull your shirt back tight and put a rubber band around it. It only makes you look desperate. Show off your curves the right way and look good doing it.
      3. DO NOT wear boots with flair or boot cut jeans. It makes you look like your outfit was thrown together and like you have no idea what you're doing.
       
                                                                 Things to do
    1. Instead of pairing tight with tight, do tight with flowy. For example, skinny jeans and a nice flowy baby doll shirt is always adorable. But if you really want to spice it up, wear a sparkly shirt instead of a plain one ;)
    2. Instead of pulling your shirt back with a rubber band, do something a little different. We know you want to show off your curves, so, wear a normal shirt and put a cute beaded or bedazzled belt around your waist. Another option is to just buy shirts that are a little more form-fitting.
    3. Even though you like your boots, your boot cut and flair jeans, for some reason they don't seem to like each other.  Instead of wearing flairs and boot cuts, do skinny jeans and boots or flair/boot cuts with flats/heels.


1 comment:

  1. OH MAN! The whole boot thing... i totally agree. and i have pulled my shirt back probably once or twice but now I see the whole desperate thing! Thanks a ton Kriss and Leesh!!!!! Oh and Snooki being pregers thats awesome! like you said her party days are OVER and Angie's leg... i thought the same exact thing. FUAX much?

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